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I'm going to try and ween her off the sauce before we come out if I manage this you will reconise her she will be the one drinking sparkling water and a face like a slapped backside 😉 

I assume the lovely Lesley has a good sense of humour, otherwise I'll look out for the fella with two black eyes 😂🤣

No I'm lucky she's just thick and cant read😁

😳😂🤣

That sounds like a plan🤔

😂🤣😂🤣

Lesley not on the forum that's why I'm still breathing 🙂x

Think I had better sleep with one eye open just in case she's signed up to the forum as I don't want to end up like that bloke bobbet it makes my eyes water thinking about it . Best hide the scissors just in case 🤔

Think positive mate Mr Bobbet made a damn fortune after it was cut off !!

I suppose I could do with the money 🤔